I think MAYBE this time may be for real. . ..

It is 6:49 pm Central Standard Time and Leti has been admitted to the hospital. She is 5cm dialated. We have been waiting at the hospital nearly all day. The first time we went they would not admit her, 3cm. The second time, nada, only 4cm. The third was the charm. Who would have thought the baby wanted to wait until our wedding anniversary to present itself(today the 26th)? If it comes out in another 5 hours that is. That would be the best anniversary present ever don't you think?
Today's words of wisdom(and quite possibly what Oscar might say today);

An old country doctor went away out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity.
When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child.
The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby.
The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath...
"Hit him again", the 5 year old said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!"