Anyone know any good tricks to get a baby out?

Well here we are on the 19th, two days after our due date. I've thought of getting Leti to jump on a trampoline(she would not go for that one) drink a lot of root beer(she had never even tasted root beer so she said no) go down stairs jumping and landing for each one(again she said no) I just can't get a break here. The only thing I can do is wait. The baby will come out when it is ready.But in the mean time if anyone knows any tricks, I'm all ears.
OK today's words of wisdom(with a current theme);
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy.
The doctor asks her if she has any questions.
She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."

"I know, but can't you give me some idea?," she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."
"Like this?"
"A little more..."
"Like this?"
"No. A little more..."
"Like this?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"